Transfurious

LADPW - "Hello this is Edith in Permits. How may I help you?"
W - Hello, this is Wes with ____. I have some questions on the required permits for two construction projects I'm. . . . . .
LADPW - Hold Please.

~no music~

LADPW - "Hello this is Edith in Permits. How may I help you?"
W - Yes, this is still Wes with ____. I have some questions on the required permits for two construction projects I'm currently working. First. . . .
LADPW - "I'll transfer you."

~ still no music~

LADPW - "Construction Division, this is Adam."
W - "Hello Adam, this is Wes with ____. I have some. . . . . . ."
LADPW - "Yes, Wes we have the permit packages you submitted, but we are still researching a couple of things. We are. . .blah..blah..blah."
W - "Well, thank you for your work on this. But I really have a question about what other permits are required for this project."
LADPW - "We have your street permit package."
W - "Yes, I know, but are there any other permits that are required prior to starting construction?"
LADPW - "I'm not sure, I'm pretty new here. I know you need storm drain permits, let me transfer you."
W - "Wait, I've already submitted to storm. . . . . "

~ Fine, I'll hum some music~

LADPW - "Flood Control, this is Henry."
W - "Hello Henry, this is Wes with ____. I'm hoping you can help me out with . . . . . ."
LADPW - Wes, Yes, Sorry about the confusion, but we misplaced your storm drain permit submittal. We've found it and everything is under control now.
W - "Um, yeah. Anyway I was hoping you could tell me what other permits are required before we begin construction"
LADPW- "I'm not sure, this is just Storm Drains. Let me transfer you."
W- "Wait, I. . . ."

~ Do, Do, Do . . .Do Dee Dee, Oh Mandy~

LADPW - "Land Developement this Sue. "
W- "Hi Sue, I'm trying to find someone, anyone, that can answer some questions about required permits."
LADPW - "Hold Please"

~". . . you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. . . ."~

LADPW - "Hello this is Edith in Permits. How may I help you?"
W - *sigh* -click-